Prologue
Despite their multifaceted differences and varying eccentricities, matmelayus continue to retain their unmistakable original charm even after countless generations. Atypified by their mystically mythical appeal and distinct "lepak" humor, matmelayus have over the years confidently penetrated into various vocations, professions and undertakings ... (reminds me of *MatUnderTaker & somehow **MatWrestling then MudWrestling then Stacy Keibler.....) but before I digress back to the topic.
Back in the good ol' 80s when reality TV was not part of pop culture and Micheal Jackson still had a nose, a huge percentage of our matmelayus were lost in limboland. With groin-choking seluarketats and humongous afrohairdos (pakcik gua hahahaha... not to be named), tapered jeans, leather jackets and accompanied everywhere by his ever-trusty GitarTong. At the same time, drug abuse was rampant and high on the community's agenda as the matmelayu continue to grapple with their identity crisis. Mats were fixated and infatuated with rockstar fantasies and would spend countless hours engrossed in stumming sessions trading chords under their blocks. Rambut mesti nak long. Attention was broken only when the equally iconic minahmelayu would daintly pass infront of them. minahmelayus then were shy but wore ugly-framed glasses with fat lesses [pre Ugly Betty era] kononnya ikut Charlies' Angels (cari gambar makcik2 lu... kalau lu tak caya). But of course they were exceedingly sweet (to this very today...), polite and demure (no more...). Cultural influences back those days which shaped the matmelayu persona included DIO, KISS, Led Zaplin, RAINBOW, Buck Rogers, Chuck Norris... (karate KID I, II and III?!). There were no MTV, no cable, no computer, no msn, no blogs [thank goodness], no reality-TV ... life was indeed carefree... just the guitar.
*MatUndertaker selalu dekat kubur tunggu mayat. Walaupun ramai yang negri akan kerja ni tapi segelintir yang venture dalam business kematian dan pengangkutan are doing very well. MatUndertaker nie selalu berbau bunga rampai dan tanah. Tempat hangout Pusara Aman.
**MatWrestling is mat highly versed with all special wrestling submission locks, killer combinations, piledrivers and is updated with all the drama in wrestlingdom. His room are adorned with life-sized posters of wrestlers (poster DIVAs dia simpan dalam gerobok takut mak nampak)... Tengkuk dia mesti ada fracture pasal buat stunt dengan members2 wrestlers lain.... not to be confused with MudWrestling though both may be similar sounding. Not to be distubed during Royal Rumble matches or pay-per-view Wrestlemania events.
Adventures Today
(1) Terbaca in BH today, pasal budak sekolah yang menang $50k ($50,000! Kalau in RM dah more than RM$100, 000.. wow!!! ) from a lucky draw ticket. Budak pompuan 10 tahun ni dengan ikhlas telah membeli tiket donation $2 SANA dengan duit sekolah dia... tahniah!!
(2) Komputer riba?!!! Laptop? hahahaha... wa tak caya tapi nie benda real beb... tanyalah cikgu2 melayu...
(3) Gua tak leh masuk JB hari ni nak top-up misyak. Tak leh reveal sebab musababnya. Normally boleh top-up sampai RM60 which is damm worth it tapi duit yang terjimat tu buat makan sate kat SinggahSelalu... back to kotaksatu (square.one). Sekarang tank dah half, perasaan agak kaget. Monday nanti gua masuk jugak Insya Allah. Since we are on the topic of fuel=transportation=vehicles=cars, gua ternampak kereta gua versi modified. powerrr jugak beb, as described by members hari tu ... ada harapan ...
(4) Gaji masuk hari ni... ameeeeeeeeeeeeen.... takkan belanja katak sampai end of month....
Back in the good ol' 80s when reality TV was not part of pop culture and Micheal Jackson still had a nose, a huge percentage of our matmelayus were lost in limboland. With groin-choking seluarketats and humongous afrohairdos (pakcik gua hahahaha... not to be named), tapered jeans, leather jackets and accompanied everywhere by his ever-trusty GitarTong. At the same time, drug abuse was rampant and high on the community's agenda as the matmelayu continue to grapple with their identity crisis. Mats were fixated and infatuated with rockstar fantasies and would spend countless hours engrossed in stumming sessions trading chords under their blocks. Rambut mesti nak long. Attention was broken only when the equally iconic minahmelayu would daintly pass infront of them. minahmelayus then were shy but wore ugly-framed glasses with fat lesses [pre Ugly Betty era] kononnya ikut Charlies' Angels (cari gambar makcik2 lu... kalau lu tak caya). But of course they were exceedingly sweet (to this very today...), polite and demure (no more...). Cultural influences back those days which shaped the matmelayu persona included DIO, KISS, Led Zaplin, RAINBOW, Buck Rogers, Chuck Norris... (karate KID I, II and III?!). There were no MTV, no cable, no computer, no msn, no blogs [thank goodness], no reality-TV ... life was indeed carefree... just the guitar.
*MatUndertaker selalu dekat kubur tunggu mayat. Walaupun ramai yang negri akan kerja ni tapi segelintir yang venture dalam business kematian dan pengangkutan are doing very well. MatUndertaker nie selalu berbau bunga rampai dan tanah. Tempat hangout Pusara Aman.
**MatWrestling is mat highly versed with all special wrestling submission locks, killer combinations, piledrivers and is updated with all the drama in wrestlingdom. His room are adorned with life-sized posters of wrestlers (poster DIVAs dia simpan dalam gerobok takut mak nampak)... Tengkuk dia mesti ada fracture pasal buat stunt dengan members2 wrestlers lain.... not to be confused with MudWrestling though both may be similar sounding. Not to be distubed during Royal Rumble matches or pay-per-view Wrestlemania events.
Adventures Today
(1) Terbaca in BH today, pasal budak sekolah yang menang $50k ($50,000! Kalau in RM dah more than RM$100, 000.. wow!!! ) from a lucky draw ticket. Budak pompuan 10 tahun ni dengan ikhlas telah membeli tiket donation $2 SANA dengan duit sekolah dia... tahniah!!
(2) Komputer riba?!!! Laptop? hahahaha... wa tak caya tapi nie benda real beb... tanyalah cikgu2 melayu...
(3) Gua tak leh masuk JB hari ni nak top-up misyak. Tak leh reveal sebab musababnya. Normally boleh top-up sampai RM60 which is damm worth it tapi duit yang terjimat tu buat makan sate kat SinggahSelalu... back to kotaksatu (square.one). Sekarang tank dah half, perasaan agak kaget. Monday nanti gua masuk jugak Insya Allah. Since we are on the topic of fuel=transportation=vehicles=cars, gua ternampak kereta gua versi modified. powerrr jugak beb, as described by members hari tu ... ada harapan ...
(4) Gaji masuk hari ni... ameeeeeeeeeeeeen.... takkan belanja katak sampai end of month....
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